#39: The Blind Date, Part 3
on February 6, 2018
at 8:22 am
As previously mentioned, both my sister and I actually DID end up with blind dates through the local kosher butcher at one point. My sister’s date was actually pretty similar to Vladislav here, but at least her guy didn’t bring her a big porcelain swan that said “Happy Anniversary!”
It was a big porcelain fortune cookie. And the inscription said “Congratulations on your engagement!”
She’s thinking, “How on earth do you kosher *that*?”
Really, “Congratulations on your engagement!” ??
I hope she stood up, and left the restaurant….
Vlad’s glasses are such that it could be overlooked that he did not see the inscription.
But the whole “gift here and there” thing reeks to me like “I/We stole it, but I/we cannot find a buyer for this.”