Sarah & Abra

I swear, some of the Bar or Bat Mitzvahs people throw together make those My Sweet 16 kids look like foreign orphans that you’re told you can support for just pennies a day.

I’ll admit, I have never seen a Save the Date nor prepaid plane tickets for a fancy Bat Mitzvah, but I have seen breakdance intros, ice sculpture and light pyrotechnics, so I imagine that this comic is only out of the ballpark by a narrow margin!