I’m not going to use this space to make a value judgement in either direction on circumcision, as there are a lot of factors involved and each case is different. However, I will say that a “bris” definitely falls into the category of “don’t even try to explain this one to Gentiles because holeeeeee shiiiiiiiiiit.”

That being said, the food at these events is often surprisingly abundant and high quality! You’ll probably want to pass on the cocktail weenies, though.